STUPID KID Artist: Caedmon's Call Album: Caedmon's Call Words and Music by Derek Webb Copyright 1997 Cumbee Road Music Transcribed by Bryce Inman (from the Caedmon's Call Songbook) http://caedmons-call.com/guitar_tab/songbook.shtml D2 x00230 E7 020100 Fmaj7 133210 G 320033 Guitar: Capo 2nd fret D2 E7(4x) -Verse 1-   D2                       E7 I think this place is swell,         D2                E7 There's much familiar here.   D2                 E7 I get my laundry done     D2                     E7 And I get home-cooked meals.     D2                    E7 And when I'm feeling tired,       D2                     E7 I can turn off all the lights,   D2                  E7 Ignore the knocking on the door,    D2                E7 Pretend I'm not alive. -Chorus-     Fmaj7        G But, Daddy, it's Saturday,     D2        E7       D2     E7 And I don't want to go outside Fmaj7            G And mow the grass today.     D2            E7      D2      E7 So, would you love me just as much          D2           E7     D2 If I was just your stupid kid E7  D2            E7      D2      E7 So, would you love me just as much          D2           E7     D2 E7 If I was just your stupid kid D2 E7(2x) -Verse 2- They tell me that I'm bright Sometimes I think they're right But I guess I'll never know 'Cause I won't go outside Some days it's just so hot And others it's so cold Too much exposure to the sun Would just make me look old -Chorus-     Fmaj7        G But, Daddy, it's Saturday,     D2        E7       D2     E7 And I don't want to go outside Fmaj7            G And mow the grass today.     D2            E7      D2      E7 So, would you love me just as much          D2           E7     D2 If I was just your stupid kid E7  D2            E7      D2      E7 So, would you love me just as much          D2           E7     D2 E7 If I was just your stupid kid D2 E7(2x) -Bridge- Fmaj7       G Well, isn't this Saturday? Fmaj7        G It sure feels like Saturday. Fmaj7       G So, wake me Saturday. Fmaj7       G Daddy, it's Saturday. -Verse 3-     D2                 E7 And my mind wanders off    D2                    E7 To things I've never seen,     D2                         E7       D2         E7 Are these walls higher than the cost of opportunity?     D2                E7 I'm too big for my bed,     D2                    E7 And I've outgrown my shoes. D2                    E7 But my fear of leaving            D2                     E7 Is the one thing I just can't lose. -Chorus- Fmaj7        G Daddy, it's Saturday,     D2        E7       D2     E7 And I don't want to go outside Fmaj7            G And mow the grass today.     D2            E7      D2      E7 So, would you love me just as much Fmaj7      G If I never got a job     D2     E7      D2         E7 And if I never left your house? Fmaj7         G Would I be of use to you D2      E7  D2         E7 If I never amounted to much more      D2        E7         D2 E7 Than just your stupid kid?     D2          E7      D2      E7 So, would I love me just as much          D2           E7     D2 If I was just your stupid kid? D2 E7(4x)