Lapchild
By Dogwood

Intro:
G---------999------|(4X) hahaha here we go!
D---------999-66-7-|(4X)
A-6h7-6-4-777-66-7-|(4X)
E-------------44-5-|(4X)
then:
G-6-----------------9-8--6-------------------|  (2X)
D-6---------666-777-9-8--6---------666-777-9-|
A-4-6h7-6-4-666-777-7-6--4-6h7-6-4-666-777-9-|
E-----------444-555----------------444-555-7-|
during the verses, every time you play the C#, play the A--6h7-6-4--A
riff

C#     G#            A   E-D#
So we see it start again
C#      G#           A                      E-D#
Another adolescent standing with her friends
C#             G#             A                    E-D#
Just one more guy too shy to tell her how he feels
C#          G#      A                   E-D#
So when he does, to us it's no big deal
C#             G#               A                  E-D#
They start to date and hug and kiss and hold hands
C#         G#            A                       E-D#
Also soon forgetting one of God's great commands
         C#         G#     A      E    D#    C#   
It says "You shall have no other gods before me"
          G#                A            B
Did they care?  No, cause they couldn't see

CHORUS 1:
                   C#  G# 
It started with a kiss,  not just a little peck
A                           E              D#
Next thing he knew he was slurping on her neck
     C#                   G#
It's obvious to see there is no recompense
         A                        B
They're just another couple that never made any sense

(INTRO)

C#.......
Just as a thought becomes a deed

Soon there's a mouth you have to feed
                                 E-D#
Now the child count becomes three
C#........
He and she are just alike

Barely got training wheels off their bikes
                                      E-D#
How did they expect to live carefree?
C#               G#                  A
Always whining "There's no time to play"

                        E        D#      C#
Sorry, but that's the price you have to pay
               G#                    A    E-D#
I hope it was worth five minutes of love
C#                 G#
Shucks, funds are getting tight
A                        E         D#
Money situation doesn't look too bright
       C#                    G#             A    B
We'll see what happens when push comes to shove

CHORUS 2:
                   C#  G#
It started with a kiss,  not just a little peck
A                           E              D#
Next thing he knew he was slurping on her neck
     C#                    G#
And now they have a kid, another on the way
A                          B
What a shame to see their sky is gray

CHORUS 3:
                   C#  G#
It started with a kiss,  not just a little peck
 A                          E              D#
Next thing he knew he was slurping on her neck
     C#                  G#
It's obvious to see he stumbled then he fell
       A                       B
Their foolish child games put them in a living hell