Arnold, and Willis, and Mr. Drumond
by Five iron Frenzy
Words by Reese
© `96 5min. Walk music
Tabbed by: nastryker@juno.com

A F# D A F# D E
D
Straight from the ghetto streets of Harlem,
G
Come two brothers Willis and Arnold,
A
Black goldfish swims in the bowl,
G
He's three feet high, from with the afro.
A
Stealing cookies from the cookie jar,
G
Droppin' water balloons on cars.
A
I hope Mrs. Garret won't see,
G
Just play sick for Mohammed Ali.
B   G        A F#
The Gooch is coming,
B  G          A Bb
To steal milk money.

B           E           D   A
Arnold, and Willis, and Mr. Drummond,
B         E      D     A
And don't forget Kimberly.
B         E         D        A
They just cancelled Dukes of Hazard,
B         E          D             A
Different Strokes is all I want to see.

A
Way up high in the penthouse apartment,
G
Making us laugh it's Willis and Arnold.
A
Mr. Drumond's got the dough,
G
They get to ride in a limo.
A
Different Strokes, it's almost time.
G
We just watch 'cause Kimberly's fine.
A
Half hour long it never fills us,
G
When he says, "What you talkin' 'bout Willis?"
B         G     A       F#
Write the cable company,
B         G           A   Bb
Different Strokes all the time.

B           E           D   A
Arnold, and Willis, and Mr. Drummond,
B         E      D     A
And don't forget Kimberly.
B         E         D        A
They just cancelled Dukes of Hazard,
B         E          D             A
Different Strokes is all I want to see.

A   E          B          F#
Mr. Drumond, a man of the means,
A               E
Loves two black brothers,
        B            F#
They've only got the blue jeans.
[GO!!!]
[JEFF says, "Huh, huh, huh!"  At the end.]